A new poll of online Trump supporters conducted by the Plebian showed that a large number of them share the church on red square as a living quarters. Democrats were quick to point the finger at Russian bots inflating the Presidents approval rating which has recently climbed to 42%. “I thought something was fishy when he hit 40%,” claimed Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massacheez-its®. “It’s good we finally know the truth.”
Republicans Disagreed. House leader Paul Ryan said, “It makes sense that a lot of our supporters would live in a building erected in the 1500’s. It’s from that period that we base most of our moral and political philosophy.” President Donald Trump was excited by the poll and demanded that the United States give whatever electoral votes Puerto Rico should have to Russia.