The Plebian: Donald Trump has stated that people shouldn’t trust Michael Cohen and his allegations against the President because he associated with the President. Mr. Trump tweeted, “I mean what trustworthy person has ever associated with me?”
Critics of the President admitted that he had a point. Democratic Senator Tim Kaine said, “He’s right, he has never associated with a truthful person. By his own nature Michael Cohen isn’t Trustworthy.”
We reached out to the prosecutor responsible for Mr. Cohen’s guilty plea and they weren’t worried about it. “We have a shit-ton of physical evidence,” said a spokesman. “We’re going to end up on Forensic Files.”