Washington (The Plebian): After binge watching the entirety of the first season of Disenchantment on Netflix, Donald Trump has decided to force Jeff Sessions to dress up as the character Elfo. “The resemblance is uncanny,” tweeted the President. “They’re both small and elf like.” In addition to dressing up as Elfo, Mr. Sessions also has to play the part. Whenever addressed Mr. Sessions has to respond with quotes from the show.
The move was criticized from all sides. Republicans feel that a respected racist figure should be treated with more dignity then the President is giving him. Democrats, on the other hand, are worried that this falls into obstruction of justice and possibly endangers the investigations against the President.
We reached out to Jeff Session’s office for comment and Mr. Sessions sent us a brief message. “Hi, I’m Elfo.”