Washington: (The Plebian) According to a recent poll 75% of Americans prefer Mr. Gun, the NRA’s talking gun mascot, to Kavanaugh for the supreme court. The poll, run by yours truly, surveyed many Americans including myself and determined that most of us would prefer Mr. Gun to be the next nominee for the Supreme Court. Surprisingly both liberals and conservatives thought that Mr. Gun was more inline with American values then the current nominee. Conservatives thought the talking firearm was more American with his stances on gun rights and liberals thought he was more in line with his stance on not raping people.
“it’s just a win for everybody,” one responder said. “And if worst comes to worst at least I could shoot myself with Mr. Gun.”