Washington D.C . (THE PLEBIAN). Late Thursday night the Justice Department announced that despite guilty pleas it would drop charges in the case of Michael Flynn. “We can’t have a surge of Corona Virus cases in our prisons for non violent Trump cronies,” William Barr said. “They’re lives are important and they shouldn’t receive a death sentence like all the other criminals that we have locked up.”
When asked if the department was planning on releasing more criminals to prevent the spread of Corona Virus in our criminal system Mr. Barr responded, “No, they probably did something terrible like smoke pot or something. In addition they’re more likely to vote democrat and thats not good for the President”