Washington D.C. (the plebian): According to advisors in the Whitehouse, the President is unwilling to wear a mask in public but potentially willing to use bleach to wash out his mouth during his next press conference. “He’s considering doing it just to piss off those liberals at the CDC,” one advisor said. “a little bit of bleach never killed anyone.” Trump is supposedly worried that wearing a mask would make him too smart to appeal to his voters. “The lack of a mask makes him look like a rebel. It’s a symbol to voters that he shares their beliefs and stupidity. “
According to Whitehouse Advisors Trump Unwilling to Wear Mask on Camera But Willing to use Bleach as Mouth Wash During Next Presser
