Washington: After Wikipedia added the United State’s southern border camps to its list of internment camps the President was thrilled according to sources in the White House. “This is exciting,” Mr. Trump allegedly said. “It such a wonderful thing when our policies are rewarded.” Mr. Trump views making the list as a nice consolation for not receiving the noble prize.
When the Plebeian reached out to numerous white house aides for comment we asked whether they had attempted to correct the presidents belief they responded, ”whenever something like this arises we just let him believe it. It’s easier that way.”
We also attempted to get Speaker of the House Paul Ryan’s opinion of the situation on the record but he only mumbled, “I’m glad I’m retiring soon.”
