Washington DC (THEPLEBIAN). President Trump gleefully announced that Rudy Giuliani would be taking over Fauci’s duties on the Corona Virus Task force effective immediately this evening. “Dr. Faust has served us well on the force,” the President said referring to Fauci. “But I can only have the best on my committees. Giuliani has been able to act to save live such as during 911, unlike whatever moron has been in charge of this mess.
In his first act on the Corona Virus Task Force Giuliani suggested that the virus could be cured if certain house hold cleaning products were taken anally. “ Just shove some Comet with Bleach up your ass. You’ll be fine.” When asked if any medical professional had suggested this Rudy said, “Trust me, I’m a Doctor.”
