Washington (The Plebeian): The Supreme court ruled today that President Trump was within his constitutional right to ban brown people from entering the United States from certain countries if he could come up with a hypothetical reason for it. “I mean I just needed a nice fake reason for it,” said Justice Roberts. “We can’t have blatant racism appear to be driving force behind our policies even if it actually is.
The White House celebrated the victory late this morning by tweeting out, “If they’re brown keep them down.”
