According to Whitehouse Advisors Trump Unwilling to Wear Mask on Camera But Willing to use Bleach as Mouth Wash During Next Presser
By Mr. McGeehan
Washington D.C. (the plebian): According to advisors in the Whitehouse, the President is unwilling to wear a mask in public but potentially willing to use...
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Trump Tells Public that Latest Covid Projections Delayed Because Magic 8-Ball Model responded “Ask Again Later”
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Washington (THE PLEBIAN) : President Trump Announced today that the latest predictions for the Covid death toll in the united states will be released later...
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In Act Of Humility, Justice Department Prevents Spread Of Corona Virus By Releasing Criminals Like Michael Flynn
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Washington D.C . (THE PLEBIAN). Late Thursday night the Justice Department announced that despite guilty pleas it would drop charges in the case of Michael...
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Trump Replaces Fauci with “Supreme Crisis Expert” Rudy Giuliani on Corona Virus Task Force. Suggests using Comet Cleaner as a Suppository.
By Mr. McGeehan
Washington DC (THEPLEBIAN). President Trump gleefully announced that Rudy Giuliani would be taking over Fauci’s duties on the Corona Virus Task force effective immediately this...
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“AT LEAST I COULD SHOOT MYSELF WITH MR. GUN” 75% of Americans Prefer NRA’s Mascot over Brett Kavanaugh For Supreme Court
By Mr. McGeehan
Washington: (The Plebian) According to a recent poll 75% of Americans prefer Mr. Gun, the NRA's talking gun mascot, to Kavanaugh for the supreme court....
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Politician Saves Drowning Child. Media Reports: He Cannot Swim

By Mr. Lawrence on May 14, 2018

On May 9th, Philadelphia politician, Frank Bjørnsen (age 45), was enjoying his usual morning jog alongside the Schuylkill River. Eating right and staying in shape…