For the first time in 50 years it appears to be possible that the war between the two Koreas might be over.
Experts in Korean affairs that reached out to the Plebeian were surprised. “I mean statistically something had to change,” claimed Dr. Minski from Hahvahd Univahsity. “They’ve been pretending to have a war for decades but I’m surprised a good thing might happen under President Dipshit.”
Congressional Republicans were quick to applaud the appearance of competence coming from the White House. “Honestly I’m just as surprised as anybody,” exclaimed Senator Lindsey Graham from South Carolina. “I’ve said that he was as prone to temper tantrums as a bull but with less intelligence. You really have to give credit where credit is due.”
John McCain passed away before he could be reached for comment.
Mitt Romney added that the President “was still a fuck.”
White House Spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders was quick to assure the public that this was not a done deal. “There’s plenty of time for us to fuck this up. The President has not ruled out nuking Pyongyang for the hell of it.”
