WASHINGTON DC: A spokesman for the special council on the Russia investigation said today that Robert Mueller had agreed to wrap up the obstruction portion of the inquiry by September of this year after public pressure from Rudy Giuliani. “I mean we already have enough to build a strong obstruction of justice case already. That’s obvious to anyone who watches the news. How much time could we possibly need?” When asked why the special council was taking so long in their inquiry the spokesman responded, “Well it’s really because of the Government’s bureaucracy. Imagine trying run a legal firm out of a post office. It’s kind of like that, but we will rail them by the book none to less.”
The President’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani responded with mixed emotions to these comments. “I’m glad their speeding up their investigation but this is still taking to long to be fair to the President. Trump only lasted a few minutes when he was railed by Stormy Daniels.”
