Dumfukistan, United States: You know I was supposed to write this last night but I was goofing off drinking a beer. Unlike me, the Republicans have no social life and were busy trying to fuck up this country. Also unlike me they were completely unproductive. You see I got a buzz while I accomplished nothing and they managed to piss of the whole country while doing so. Isn’t this a blast!
You see last night 10 or so republicans tried to fire Rod Rosenstein, the man who oversees the people who run the investigation into Trump’s Tremendous Treason, which is the dumbest thing they could do, second only to firing the leaders of the investigation themselves.
The Republicans will try to tell you that there’s some reasons for doubting Rosestein’s abilities but there are none. Rosenstein is a Republican with a sense of justice and that scares them.
I have to confess. I didn’t think they were this corrupt and stupid. But they are. I guess they always are. It’s not even smart corruption. But the real question is why are they doing this. I mean there has to be some logic in there somewhere right? I mean doing this right after Trump gave Putin a handy makes it obvious that this is a move of desperation. Like a wounded mouse rolling away from a cat.
It might mean that Cohen is about to flip since we’ve been getting hints about that lately. Tomorrow’s Friday, maybe we’ll find out why this was necessary then.
