Washington (The Plebian): Donald Trump has told the Department of Justice to lock up Bob Mueller for being a ‘big meanie’ after a string of indictments last week. The series of tweets, riddled with misspellings, constituted the latest tirade from the President. According to aids close to Mr. Trump he is very frightened about what Mueller will do with his investigation as it is wrapping up.
“What if he sentences me to 30 wedgies?” said the President according to one aid.
