Mar-a-Lago (the plebian): This Memorial Day the President finally revealed what he meant by Obamagate, The mysterious scandal that Trump claims surrounds Obama. “It’s so obvious to everyone how corrupt Obama is.” Mr. Trump Said. “His skin isn’t White like it’s supposed to be. He doesn’t even have a normal name like John or Donald!”
Our reporters followed up with president asking exactly what he meant by his comments and he replied, “He’s guilty of the greatest crime of All, Being Black.”