The Plebian: Trump Tweeted out Tuesday that he was upset that he couldn’t keep doing ‘sketchy activities for the good of the country because of the Mueller investigation. “Unfair,” the President said on twitter. “How am I supposed to help the country if I can’t govern as I please? Crooked Special Council cronies are preventing my cronyism.” The President went on to defend his actions by stating, “A little corruption hasn’t hurt anybody! Just look at Italy’s economy.”
“Because of Mueller I Can’t Keep Doing Illegal Stuff For The Good of the Country. Unfair!” Trump Tweets Tuesday
More from PoliticsMore posts in Politics »
- Twitter Warns That Trump Tweets Glorify Stupidity
- Twitter Retroactively Fact Checking Trump’s Twitter, Has to Label Every Tweet False
- Trump Lawyers to Release Counter-Impeachment Report After Counter Mueller Report
- William Barr Becomes Trump’s Top Pick To Obstruct Justice As Attorney General
- Trump Retweets Outlier Poll Showing 50% Approval Ignoring Several Other Polls In The Low 40’s … Wait This Isn’t Satire
More from SatireMore posts in Satire »
- Twitter Warns That Trump Tweets Glorify Stupidity
- Twitter Retroactively Fact Checking Trump’s Twitter, Has to Label Every Tweet False
- Trump Tweets Dead Scarborough Staffer would have revealed MSNBC Host’s connection to Al Qaeda
- Trump on Obamagate: “He’s Guilty of the Greatest Crime of All, Being Black”
- According to Whitehouse Advisors Trump Unwilling to Wear Mask on Camera But Willing to use Bleach as Mouth Wash During Next Presser
More from Shit postMore posts in Shit post »
- Twitter Warns That Trump Tweets Glorify Stupidity
- Twitter Retroactively Fact Checking Trump’s Twitter, Has to Label Every Tweet False
- Trump Tweets Dead Scarborough Staffer would have revealed MSNBC Host’s connection to Al Qaeda
- Trump on Obamagate: “He’s Guilty of the Greatest Crime of All, Being Black”
- According to Whitehouse Advisors Trump Unwilling to Wear Mask on Camera But Willing to use Bleach as Mouth Wash During Next Presser
More from TrendingMore posts in Trending »
- Twitter Retroactively Fact Checking Trump’s Twitter, Has to Label Every Tweet False
- Trump Tweets Dead Scarborough Staffer would have revealed MSNBC Host’s connection to Al Qaeda
- Trump on Obamagate: “He’s Guilty of the Greatest Crime of All, Being Black”
- According to Whitehouse Advisors Trump Unwilling to Wear Mask on Camera But Willing to use Bleach as Mouth Wash During Next Presser
- Trump Lawyers to Release Counter-Impeachment Report After Counter Mueller Report