Washington (THE PLEBIAN): Hours after admitting that a meeting with affiliates of the Kremlin was to help his campaign, President Trump announced sanctions on Iran.…
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THE PLEBIAN: Random House Publishing Company announced that Donald Trump plans to release a new book titled “IF I DID IT” on Monday. The book…
I predicted yesterday that something involving that rat bastard would happen today. One day after the Republicans tried to impede the special council the dogs…
Dumfukistan, United States: You know I was supposed to write this last night but I was goofing off drinking a beer. Unlike me, the Republicans…
In recent days, Grendel former white house Chief Strategist Steve Bannon was spotted crawling out from the reeking landfill that he calls home for an…
THE PLEBIAN: According to a press report released by the White House today Trump now enjoys having Putin’s hand up his ass. “At first it…
HELSINKI (THE PLEBIAN): Mr. Trump is scheduled to meet with the President of the United States today in Helsinki announced the White House. “We’re very…
President Donald Trump nominated Shooty the smiling pistol to the Supreme Court to fill the vacancy left by Justice Kennedy this morning. The Federalist…
FROM THE EDITOR’S DESK OF CAMUS MR. MCGEEHAN PRUITT resigned today. Or, Secretly, yesterday; we don’t know for certain. The news from Washington reads:…